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The Unicorn Attack Garden Gnome Statue Twisted Blood Sculpture - BigMouth Inc.
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Listing is for 1 "The Unicorn Attack" Garden Gnome 🦄⚔️
The word “temperamental” gets thrown around way too much these days... but can you blame this unicorn?! After endless tail-yanking and mane-tangling from those mischievous gnomes, it finally SNAPPED! 💥🤯
This hilariously twisted take on the classic garden gnome is right on point (literally) 🏹—a perfect finishing touch for your backyard, garden, or collector’s shelf. It’s a brilliantly bizarre way to shake up your outdoor décor and give your guests a WTF moment! 🤣🌿
✔️ Made of high-quality resin (tougher than a gnome’s skull)
✔️ Weatherproof (so it can rage in any season) ☀️🌧️❄️
✔️ Hand-painted & highly detailed 🎨✨
✔️ Measures approx. 9 inches tall & weighs 3 lbs 🏋️
Packaged brand new in a retail display box 📦, this gnome massacre masterpiece is made by Big Mouth Toys, a brand known for top-tier, laugh-out-loud novelties—beware of cheap imitations! 😱
🎁 Makes an epic gift for anyone who loves humor, unicorns, or just really, really hates gnomes. 😂💀
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