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The Poo Poop Pen - Your #2 Ballpoint Pen for School-Home-Office ~ GaG Joke Toy
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Wow this looks like real human poop! All the kids at school will be jealous of your poop pen!
Use at the office and show the world you don't give a crap..lol
Works perfectly like any ballpoint pen, but looks disgusting in your hand!!
- Measures 4" inches
- Made of plastic
- Comes brand new / factory sealed
- Makes a "crappy" great gift!
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