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🤠 TEX-ASS Spray – BBQ Gone Bad Stink Prank by Liquid Ass
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From backyard barbecue to full-blown disaster—TEX-ASS takes stink pranks to the next level. At first whiff, it smells like mouthwatering BBQ ribs... but don’t be fooled. Within minutes, the smoky sweetness gives way to a brutal stench straight from the depths of digestive hell.
Made by the legendary creators of Liquid Ass, TEX-ASS delivers an unforgettable olfactory punch that starts with Texas charm and ends with full-blown regret. Just a couple sprays is enough to clear a classroom, office, or any poor soul in sniffing distance.
Perfect for pranks, April Fool’s chaos, college dorm mayhem, or sweet revenge on someone who just really needs it.
⚠️ Disclaimer: This product is intended for adult novelty and prank use only. Not suitable for children or sensitive environments. Use responsibly and avoid direct contact with food, eyes, or skin.
Comes brand new / factory sealed – made in the USA.
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