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Red Planet Resorts
"Space Juice" Collapsible Beverage Holder
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Description
Hydration just went orbital with the "Space Juice" Collapsible Beverage Pouch—a reusable, refillable, and absolutely irreverent drink pouch designed for deep-space drama and planetary pit stops. Whether you're powering through a Mars hike or a Monday, this pouch has your emotional support beverage on standby.
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Boldly labeled: “SPACE JUICE” on the front, “Emotional Support Fuel Cell” beneath
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500 ml Capacity flexible design—rolls up when empty, stands tall when full (like you)
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Durable BPA-free material with leak-proof flip-top spout and carabiner clip
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Works with water, electrolytes, alien cocktails, or tears of existential dread
Lightweight. Refillable. Surprisingly validating.
Because in space, no one can hear you cry… but they can see your Space Juice.
Shipping
Ships within 2-4 weeks. If the estimated time seems a bit long, it's because many items are shipped in bulk at the end of the sale (on May. 16), which is what affords you the discount. Some items are also made-to-order and/or are shipping internationally. The best things are worth waiting for!
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