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HIGH QUALITY Fake Dog Poop Poo Realistic Doggy Doo Doo Joke Gag - Paper in Crap
$6.99
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$6.99
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- Each order placed is for 1 brand new PREMIUM Quality Fake dog poop.
- These handmade poops are best in quality and not to be compared to the cheap inferior rubber or plastic ones made.
- Our's is made of paper mache harden recycled paper and then glazed with a nice brown poop color! With added pieces of newspaper inside the poo to add for more realism! Nasty!
- These look so incredibly real & is a HIGH QUALITY. Each one is handmade at the factory so no poops are ever alike so each one will vary from image shown above.
- Measures approx 3 1/2 inches long and about 1 1/2 inches thick. They are all so real looking you will not be disappointed at all!
- Comes brand new and sent in a protective bubble mailer for safe transport.
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