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HAIRY PUSSY CAT - Grow Your Chia Pet Plant - Fun Adult Gag Prank Joke Gift
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- Listing is for 1 grow your own "Hairy Pussy"
- Here’s a naughty little pussy cat that needs lots of love and attention. Water her every day and you can be sure your lovely pet pussy will grow a nice green bush. Snip away and style her however you please.
- Measures approx: 5.5" inches
- Super simple just soak in water 6 to 8 hours then take out and put on the plastic bowl provided with. That's it! Then wait and watch it grow. Now all ya need to do is water and trim those balls!
- Makes a great Gag Gift, Party Favor, Bachelor or Bachelorette, Birthday, Holiday Stocking Stuffer, White Elephant gift, etc.
- Come new in retail box / Great quality
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