Grow Your own HAIRY C#@K Willy Pecker Chia Pet Plant - Novelty Joke Gag Prank

$14.99

Grow Your own HAIRY C#@K Willy Pecker Chia Pet Plant - Novelty Joke Gag Prank

Name: Grow Your own HAIRY C#@K Willy Pecker Chia Pet Plant - Novelty Joke Gag Prank
SKU: INKFROG_236265127-19
Price: 14.99 USD
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Listing is for 1 grow your own "Hairy C#@k"

Here’s a naughty little cock that needs lots of love and attention.

Water him every day and you can be sure your lovely pet c*#k will grow a nice green bush.

Whether long or short…only you can decide…you can snip away and style him however you please.

Measures approx: 5" inches, Super simple just soak in water 6 to 8 hours then take out and put on the plastic bowl provided with. That's it! Then wait and watch it grow. Now all ya need to do is water and trim those cock green hairs!

Makes a great Gag Gift, Party Favor, Bachelor or Bachelorette, Birthday, Holiday Stocking Stuffer, White Elephant gift, etc.

Comes brand new / Quality is great

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