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Grow Your Own Boyfriend Rude Secret Santa Stocking Gift Gag Joke Novelty
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Listing is for 1 total "Grow Boyfriend"
WoW! Now this will get some funny laughs or what! Females hate your boyfriend? Does he act like a you know what....Or does someone you know act like a ass hole all the time. Then this is the gift for him. Finally you can grow your own boyfriend. Or if you just need a male boyfriend and just don't want to deal with all the stress in life. Funny for a Bachelorette or Bachelor party!
Measures 3" inches and can grow in water up to 600% larger! Just add water and watch it grow!
Once your done leave it out and it will shrink back to the original size, so you can use this over and over again!
Each comes brand new/factory sealed for resale or as gift.
Please note: not for human consumption - Small parts - Not for children under 3 years.
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