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GRAVY Flavored Candy Canes - Bizarre Savory Goodness! Gag Joke - Archie McPhee
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Listing is for a box of 6 "GRAVY" flavored candy canes
I think we’ve made a very gravy mistake
Gravy Candy Canes are here to save Christmas the same way that actual gravy saves dry turkey. No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on gravy to cover everything up and make it better.
This set of six 5-1/4" tall, gravy-flavored canes with brown and white stripes will improve all the other parts of the holidays. Every time you get suckered into a difficult conversation with an inebriated relative, just suck on the savory goodness of a gravy candy cane and your troubles will melt away.
Looking for the perfect party prank? Here’s a hilarious gag to surprise your friends and family. Simply leave this on the table or Christmas tree, and watch their faces change the moment they take a lick. It’s guaranteed to get some laughs!
- Set of six brown & white candy canes
- 5-1/4" tall with gravy flavoring
- Not as moist as actual gravy
- Celebrates a holiday meal favorite
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