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💩 Toilet Poop Pens – Set of 4
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Here’s a hilarious way to make any writing task a little less... serious. Each of these novelty Toilet Poop Pens features a tiny toilet that flips open with the press of a button to reveal everyone’s favorite emoji — Mr. Poo himself! When nature (or inspiration) calls, you’ll be ready.
Each pen measures about 7 inches long, made of durable plastic, and includes a protective cap. The phrase “IT HAPPENS” is printed in brown on the front, making these a laugh-out-loud hit for the office, classroom, or anyone who appreciates bathroom humor done right.
Each order includes 4 total pens, shipped brand new in a protective bubble mailer — perfect for gifting or keeping a few for yourself.
Comes brand new / factory sealed.
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