The Astrophage Flask

Inspired by the most terrifyingly efficient microbe in Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir, this Astrophage Fuel Cell Flask looks like it could power a starship—or accidentally end one. Designed with sci-fi aesthetics and lab-grade warning graphics, it’s a loving nod to the substance that kept humanity alive… and everyone very, very nervous.

Shaped like a mini fuel drum and stamped with barrel markings and hazard symbols we designed specifically for this flask, it’s the perfect mix of nerdy, realistic, and just a little unwise-looking.

• 25 ounces of capacity! According to Alexa, that's close to a full 750ml bottle,

• Stainless steel with matte “hazard barrel” finish

• Leak-proof screw cap and industrial-style ridges
  

• Not actually dangerous... unless overfilled with confidence

Science-heavy. Nerd-approved. Completely non-sentient.*

Because sometimes the thing that saves the world… fits in your pocket.

*Probably.