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Senior Citizens Constipation Kit - Over the Hill - Old Birthday Gag Joke Gift
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Introducing the Senior Citizens Constipation Kit, the ultimate humorous gift designed to bring laughter. This funny and playful novelty kit is for EXPLOSIVE "relief" for constipation. The centrepiece of the kit is the 'TNT' Candle, designed to look like a classic dynamite stick with a cheeky fuse on top. Light it up and enjoy while sharing a good laugh about its intended relief to “blasting away” constipation. Also comes with petroleum jelly!
The perfect gift for birthdays, retirement parties, or any occasion that calls for a bit of humor. Whether you’re looking to bring a smile to a loved one’s face or add a fun twist to your own home decor, the Senior Citizens Constipation Kit is sure to deliver laughs and good spirits. Embrace the humour in ageing and enjoy the lighter side of life with this entertaining and unique kit – because laughter is truly the best medicine!
- Perfect for giving as a gag gift to that perfect person who is simply over the hill in age!
- Comes brand new / in funny display box
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