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Officially Retired - Do Not Disturb Over the Hill Sleeping Eye Mask - Gag Gift
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"Over the hill? More like over it all! This hilarious gag gift is perfect for grandma, grandpa, or anyone who's hit the ‘I deserve a nap whenever I want’ phase of life. Slap on this stylish sleeping eye mask and snooze away the chaos—anytime, anywhere! Whether it’s a retirement party, birthday, or just because they’ve earned it, this gift screams, ‘You’ve peaked—now rest.’
Comes brand new, factory sealed, and ready to give the ultimate laugh (or a much-needed nap)."
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