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🪨 Lump of Coal – “Merry Xmas A**hole” Gag Gift
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Got someone on your naughty list? Give them exactly what they deserve—this hilarious Lump of Coal that boldly says “Merry Xmas A**hole” right on the front. Perfect for roasting a friend, coworker, or family member who’s been less than nice this year.
Crafted from durable resin and hand-painted for a unique look every time, this gag gift is great for office desks, holiday parties, or white elephant exchanges. It’s funny, petty, and oddly festive—all wrapped into one lump of sarcasm.
Cleans easily with soap and water. Comes brand new / factory sealed in a funny retail gift package—ready to make someone laugh (or groan).
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