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๐ธ Handheld Emergency Frog Sound Machine โ Ribbit, Croak, Big Frog & Pond Fun!๐
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๐ธ Emergency Frog Sound Machine โ A Pond in Your Pocket! ๐ธ
Love your significant otherโฆ but sometimes just sometimes you need a little help saying, โOkay, we get it, Denise stole all the cookies!โ ๐ช๐ Enter the 3-1/2" Emergency Frog, your tiny, passive-aggressive therapist.
This little croak-master comes with four hilarious sounds โ ribbit, croak, big frog, and pond โ perfect for gently hinting that maybe itโs time toโฆ listen to the frogs. ๐ธ๐ถ Stress relief, subtle sass, or just plain fun, this frog has you covered.
Made of durable plastic, runs on three LR44 batteries (included), and guaranteed to spark giggles, eye-rolls, or both. Perfect gag gift, stocking stuffer, or birthday surprise for anyone who needs a daily dose of amphibious attitude. ๐๐
Comes brand new, factory sealed.
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