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🥇"HAD SEX And Everyone Knows"🏆 Funny Award Ribbon 😂 Gag Gift Joke Prize Adult
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🎉 “HAD SEX And Everyone Knows” Award Ribbon 🏆🎉
Finally, an award for life’s most obvious achievement! 😂 This cheeky ribbon loudly (and proudly) declares: “Yup, I did the thing… and now the world knows!” 👶💥
Perfect for:
👩🍼 Baby shower laughs
🤰 Pregnancy announcements
👀 Office parties (HR will love this… probably)
🎁 Gag gifts that guarantee snort-laughs
✨ Features:
• Luxurious satin ribbon 💃
• Shiny gold foil lettering that screams “classy, but trashy” ✨
• Size: 1.5” x 6” – big enough to brag, small enough to hide from grandma 📏👵
• Backside card: “Award To / From” so you can blame someone else for gifting it 🖊️
• Comes in a cellophane sleeve because yes, even ridiculous awards deserve protection 🛡️
Pin it to your clothes (pin not included 🔪➡️👕), hand it to a friend, or slap it in a gift bag and watch the reactions roll in. This ribbon instant comedy gold. 🥇😂
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