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Grow Your Own Boobs β Hilarious Gag Gift That Expands Up to 600%! πππ
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Forget implantsβgrow your own boobs the fun way! This cheeky and totally outrageous novelty item is the perfect gag gift for bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, birthdays, or anyone who just really appreciates a good laugh.
Just drop this 2-inch boob-shaped toy in water and watch it grow up to 600% in size! When you're done, let it dry out and it'll shrink back down so you can relive the hilarity again and again.
π Product Features:
β 1 Grow Boobs Toy per Order
β Grows up to 600% larger in water
β Reusable β Shrinks back to original size after drying
β Measures approx. 2 inches before growth
β Comes brand new / factory sealed β perfect for gifting or resale
π Perfect For:
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Bachelorette & Bachelor Party Favors
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White Elephant or Office Gag Gifts
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Adult Birthday Parties
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Joke Stocking Stuffers
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Funny Gift Basket Additions
π₯ No scalpel requiredβjust add water and grow your own boobs! Guaranteed to get laughs every single time. ππ§π
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