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Fidget Intestines 🤏 – Squishy Liquid-Filled Gut Gag Toy with Food Confetti 💦
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Squishable Stress Relief | 6.5" x 7.5" Vinyl | Grossly Satisfying Gag Gift
Got tummy troubles or just need to squish something that feels like a bad decision from last night’s taco binge? Meet your new favorite stress toy: Fidget Intestines! 🤏💦
This 6-1/2" x 7-1/2" vinyl intestine is filled with slippery liquid and shiny food-shaped confetti—because nothing says “I need a break” like squishing pretend guts full of tiny pizza slices. 🍕✨
Perfect for:
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Gross-out gag gifts 🤢
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Stress relief at work (or in the bathroom) 💼🚽
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Doctors with a twisted sense of humor 🩺
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Your dad on Father’s Day (he already talks about his colon too much) 😂
Just press your thumbs into the intestines and enjoy that oddly satisfying splooshy chaos inside. It's like a guided tour through your digestive stress. Turn IBS into R&R—because we all know what pressure does to your pipes. 💨
📦 Comes brand new and ready to gross out your friends, coworkers, or unsuspecting family members.
⚠️ WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for kids under 3 or anyone squeamish about squishy guts.
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