Excuses Why You're Always Tired Hardcover Book - Hysterical Sleep Fun Gag Gift

When you wake up does it feel like you never even went to sleep? Do you spend your days in haze, not sure how you got from A to B? There are reasons (cough… excuses) why – it’s not your fault aliens have been abducting you in the night… A hilarious book filled with reasons (read – excuses) why you always wake up tired! From being abducted by aliens to hoovering in your sleep, you’ll never be confused why you’re yawning again!

• SUBPAR SLEEP – A hilarious joke book with excuses for why you’re always tired, it's the perfect gag gift for a chronic yawner!

• HILARIOUS EXCUSES – Is your cat a secret agent that hunts for enemies of the state (your toes) at night? Or did you have a heart-to-heart with the monster under the bed, and realize he’s just misunderstood?

• SECRET SANTA GIFT - This funny book is the ideal Secret Santa gift for that co-worker in the office who is always tired – no matter how much sleep they get!

• 96 PAGES OF EXCUSES – In this hardback cover book, there’s 96 excuses for why you’re always tired – that’s your daily excuses for 3 months

Dimensions

• Depth : 0.50 inches
• Height : 5.50 inches
• Width : 4.25 inches

Once you've finished reading and laughing your heart out with this book, don't tuck it away like other typical reads. Leave it on the coffee table or in the kitchen, and watch the laughs roll in as others pick it up out of curiosity! This is the book of all books—an absolute centerpiece for your collection, sure to spark joy and conversation. Comes brand new and is a high quality hardcover book.