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Red Planet Resorts
Eridian Atmosphere Wall Sign
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Description
Inspired by Project Hail Mary, make the danger unmistakably clear with this ominous, sci-fi–grade warning sign marking environments that are absolutely, unquestionably not meant for human lungs. This sign feels official, Eridian, and deeply unwelcoming—in the best way.
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Durable, high-impact plastic built to withstand weather, UV, and enthusiastic pointing
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Bold, high-contrast lettering for instant readability—no squinting required
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Approximately 7.375" x 5.375" x 0.25"
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Backed with 3M 468MP adhesive for easy mounting
Cold. Clear. Non-negotiable.
Because some atmospheres are not “try it and see” situations.
Shipping
Ships within 2-4 weeks. If the estimated time seems a bit long, it's because many items are shipped in bulk at the end of the sale (on May. 16), which is what affords you the discount. Some items are also made-to-order and/or are shipping internationally. The best things are worth waiting for!
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