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🎅 Christmas Mankini – Holiday Heater for Your Peter
one size fits most
$15.79
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$15.79
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🎅 Christmas Mankini – Holiday Heater for Your Peter
$15.79
Sale price
$15.79
Regular price
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Looking for the ultimate holiday laugh? Meet the Christmas Mankini, the one-size-fits-most festive thong that guarantees attention at any party. Whether you’re large, small, or somewhere in between, this hilarious “warmer weiner” design will keep the holiday spirits high — and everyone else in stitches.
Perfect as a stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, or bachelor/bachelorette party gag, this novelty mankini is equal parts ridiculous and unforgettable. Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like showing up in something no one will ever unsee.
Comes brand new in box.
⚠️ Disclaimer: This product is intended for adult novelty and gag purposes only. Not suitable for children or easily offended individuals.
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