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🎄 Mistletoe Mankini – Hilarious Holiday Gag Gift for Men
one size fits all
$15.79
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$15.79
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🎄 Mistletoe Mankini – Hilarious Holiday Gag Gift for Men
$15.79
Sale price
$15.79
Regular price
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Ready to sleigh the room with laughter? The Christmas Mistletoe Mankini is the ultimate holiday attention-grabber. Styled like a festive thong with dangling mistletoe and berries, this cheeky “heater for your peter” ensures you’ll never miss a chance for a kiss under the most unexpected spot.
One size fits most men—whether large, small, or somewhere in between. Great for holiday parties, bachelor/bachelorette events, white elephant exchanges, or just gifting your bravest friend a little holiday humiliation.
⚠️ Disclaimer: This product is intended for adult novelty and gag purposes only. Not suitable for children or easily offended individuals.
Comes brand new / factory sealed in a gift-ready retail box.
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