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🚽 Gnome on a Throne – Hilarious Garden Gnome Statue by BigMouth Inc.
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When nature calls… he answers! Meet the “Gnome on a Throne”—your new favorite addition to the garden, lawn, office, or anywhere a cheeky sense of humor is welcome. Whether he’s minding his own business or deep into his bathroom reading, this hilarious garden gnome is guaranteed to steal the show (and maybe your TP).
Crafted by the novelty masterminds at BigMouth Inc., this gnome is weatherproof, high-quality, and made to stand out. Great as a gag gift, garden statue, or conversation starter!
🪴 Product Features:
✔ Dimensions: Stands approx. 9.5” inches tall
✔ Material: Durable, weather-resistant cast poly resin
✔ Design: A full-color gnome mid-poop, book in hand, embracing bathroom zen
✔ Brand: Officially made by BigMouth Inc. – accept no knockoffs!
✔ Use Indoors or Outdoors – Perfect for the yard, garden, porch, or office
🎁 Makes a Great Gift For:
✅ Garden gnome collectors
✅ White Elephant or gag gifts
✅ Housewarmings, retirements, birthdays
✅ Anyone with a sense of humor!
💩 Don’t settle for a boring garden—give your yard some personality with the “Gnome on a Throne.” Add to cart now and let the potty humor bloom!
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