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🚽 Crap Jokes for the John – Toilet Paper Roll 🤣 Hilarious Bathroom Humor, Gag Gift
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😂 Jokes for the John – The Funniest Toilet Paper You’ll Ever Wipe With 🚽
Tired of serious toilet paper? Us too. That’s why we rolled out this masterpiece: one novelty toilet paper roll jam-packed with side-splitting jokes. Because nothing says “classy” like laughing while you… well, you know.
✨ What you get:
1 roll of pure comedic relief (and bathroom relief).
200 sheets of 3-ply glory – strong enough to handle the job, soft enough to keep you smiling.
A rainbow-colored gift box, because yes, even toilet humor deserves good packaging.
🤣 Why you need it:
Turns awkward bathroom silence into a comedy club.
The perfect gag gift for family, friends, coworkers, Secret Santa, or even your boss (depending on your career goals).
Works wonders for houseguests who stay too long—now they’ll never leave the bathroom.
💧 Important business:
Flushable ✔️
Septic safe ✔️
Funnier than your uncle after Thanksgiving dinner ✔️
Stop wiping with boring tissue. Start wiping with comedy gold. 🚽✨
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