😂 Grow Your Own Girlfriend – Just Add Water!

$5.95

😂 Grow Your Own Girlfriend – Just Add Water!

Name: 😂 Grow Your Own Girlfriend – Just Add Water!
SKU: INKFROG_151537883
Price: 5.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$5.95

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Listing is for 1 "Grow" Girlfriend – the hilarious novelty gift that gets BIG laughs!

Tired of the drama? Ready for a low-maintenance relationship? Meet your new Grow Girlfriend – no nagging, no awkward questions, and absolutely zero interruptions during Sunday football!

🌊 Just Add Water & Watch Her Grow!

Starts at 2.75 inches and grows up to 600% larger
Reusable: Let it dry out and it returns to original size – use it again!
Comes in purple or pink (color sent at random)
Brand new / factory sealed – great for gag gifts, stocking stuffers, or bachelor parties

🎁 Makes a perfect gift for:

Bachelors or bachelorettes
White elephant gift exchanges
Office prank wars
Anyone who needs a laugh!

Important Note: Not for human consumption. Small parts – not suitable for children under 3 years old.

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