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💨 Liquid Ass Spray – 4-Pack Ultimate Stink Prank Bottles
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Get ready to launch a full-scale nasal assault with this 4-bottle set of Liquid Ass Spray, the gold standard in stink pranks. Each bottle unleashes a brutally realistic butt-crack meets roadkill stench with hints of dead animal and fresh poop — truly a masterpiece of foulness.
This super-concentrated liquid sprays out nearly clear and evaporates into pure horror. A little goes a very long way, and thanks to the discreet bottle size, no one will ever see it coming. Office pranks, college dorm wars, April Fool’s Day — the possibilities (and victims) are endless.
Real customer quote: “I sprayed a small stream of it in my buddy's office and it ruined his entire day!”
⚠️ Disclaimer: Intended for adult novelty and prank use only. Not suitable for children, public spaces, or sensitive environments. Use responsibly and with caution.
Each bottle comes brand new / factory sealed – prank like a pro with the best stink spray on the market!
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