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💧 Grow Your Own Boyfriend – 2 Pack
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Looking for a man who doesn’t talk back, forget anniversaries, or hog the TV remote? Problem solved. With this hilarious Grow Your Own Boyfriend set, you can finally have the “perfect guy” — one who expands to 600% his size when you just add water, and conveniently shrinks when you’re done with him.
Each tiny boyfriend measures about 2.5 inches before his big glow-up and is made from soft, water-absorbing material that grows in hours. Great as a gag gift, bachelorette party joke, or a cheeky pick-me-up for a friend who’s sworn off dating. Once dried, he’ll return to his original size — ready to grow again for another round of laughs.
Each order includes 2 total Grow Boyfriends.
Not edible. Contains small parts. Not for children under 3 years.
Comes brand new / factory sealed.
⚠️ Disclaimer: This product is intended for adult novelty and gag purposes only. Not suitable for children or easily offended individuals.
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