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🐟 Blobfish Stress Toy – Squishy Ocean Floor Friend
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Meet Bob the Blobfish — your squishy, stress-relieving pal from the deep sea! Whether you're grinding through a rough workday or just need a goofy desk companion, this blobby guy is here to lighten the mood. With his dopey face and soft, squishable texture, Bob makes a perfect gag gift, office icebreaker, or silly self-care treat.
Measures approximately 4" long x 2.5" tall and comes brand new in a retail gift box — ready to make someone laugh.
FUN FACT: Blobfish have no teeth and were only discovered in 2003. Thankfully, this one doesn’t bite either.
⚠️ Disclaimer: This product is intended for novelty and stress-relief purposes only. Not suitable for children under 3.
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