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π"I Didn't Stab Anyone Today"π₯ Funny Award Ribbon Office Trophy π Gag Gift
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ππ βI Didn't Stab Anyone Todayβ Award Ribbon ππ
Give credit where credit is dueβ¦ you survived another day without any stabbing incidents! π πͺ Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone with a delightfully twisted sense of humor, this ribbon turns everyday survival into an epic achievement.
Perfect for:
π Office parties (HR may pretend not to noticeβ¦ or quietly panic π€«)
π Gag gifts that guarantee snorts, double-takes, and uncontrollable laughter ππ£
π Celebrating small victories, βbecause I said soβ moments, or just surviving life π
β¨ Features:
β’ Luxurious satin ribbon β fancy enough for your desk runway π
β’ Classy, trashy, unforgettable β¨
β’ Size: 1.5β x 6β β perfect for bragging or sneaky placement π
β’ Backside card: βAward To / Fromβ β hand out credit (or blame) like a pro ποΈ
β’ Packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve β because even chaos deserves VIP treatment π‘οΈ
Pin it to clothes (pin not included πͺβ‘οΈπ), gift it to your favorite office survivor, or toss it in a bag and watch jaws drop. Guaranteed to deliver laughs, cheers, and legendary bragging rights. π₯πππ₯
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