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πͺ Naughty Talking Gingerbread Man Ornament π Dirty Adult Holiday Gag Gift π
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πͺ The Dirty, Filthy Talking Gingerbread Man β Super Naughty & Outrageous! πͺ
β οΈ ADULT HUMOR ONLY β NOT FOR KIDS!
Meet the naughtiest gingerbread man ever baked. This frosted little menace packs 4 hilariously dirty quotes guaranteed to shock, offend, and absolutely crack people up:
βOH YEAH? WELL EAT MEβ π
βWANNA LICK?β π
βI GOT YOUR NORTH POLE RIGHT HEREβ π
βHOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF THE GINGERBREAD MAN?β π¬
π Perfect Stocking Stuffer
Ideal for Secret Santa swaps, gag gifts, white elephant parties, or that one friend whose sense of humor lives permanently in the gutter.
π Batteries Included
No hunting required β heβs locked, loaded, and ready to talk dirty straight out of the box.
π΄ Meet the Whole Mischief Crew:
Farting Unicorn π¦, Farting Elf π, Farting Trump πΊπΈ, Farting Mrs. Claus π
, Farting Gnome π§βοΈ
π§΅ Material: Polyester & polyester blend
Press his tummy and let the chaos (and laughter) begin. This is one holiday gift guaranteed to leave everyone blushing⦠laughing⦠or both.
Comes brand new / factory sealed. Measures approximately 6 inches by 4 inches. Ages 15+, adults only. Be sure to watch our video to hear all the outrageous phrases for yourself!
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