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🍒 Grow Your Own Boobs – Expands 600% in Water!
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Now this is one gag gift that’ll get plenty of laughs.
Grow Your Own Boobs is the perfect novelty for any guy who jokes about needing a girlfriend—or just appreciates a ridiculous good time. Just drop them in water and watch your own pair of hooters expand up to 600% their original size!
Product Details:
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🫧 Starts at 2" and grows up to 600% larger in water
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🔁 Reusable – dries and shrinks back to size after a few days
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🤪 Great for gag gifts, bachelor parties, birthdays, stocking stuffers, or white elephant exchanges
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🎁 Comes brand new and factory sealed
Safety Notice:
Not for human consumption. Contains small parts – not intended for children under 3 years. This item is meant for novelty purposes only. Please gift responsibly.
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