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🍆 Bag of Dicks – Say It Loud, Say It Proud
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Description
Yes, you read that right. It’s a Bag of Dicks. And honestly? It’s glorious.
Perfect for the friend who has everything… except a half-pound sack of hilarious plastic anatomy. Whether you’re shopping for a white elephant party, a bachelor or bachelorette blowout, or just need a ridiculously funny stocking stuffer, this one’s a guaranteed crowd-pleaser.
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Includes 5 hard plastic “dicks” in assorted sizes (2" to 3")
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Comes in a 7" x 7" ball-shaped drawstring sack (because of course it does)
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Weighs in at nearly half a pound of pure prank glory
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Hilariously offensive, undeniably unforgettable
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Great for desk gags, party centerpieces, or just telling someone how you really feel
Brand new and ready to shock, offend, and delight. Give the gift that leaves… an impression.
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