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π Grow Your Own Gay Best Friend β Hilarious Reusable Gag Gift
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Always wanted a fabulous friend who listens, gives great advice, and keeps it real? Now you can grow your very own gay best friendβjust add water and watch him grow up to 600% his original size!
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π Starts at approx. 2" and grows significantly when soaked in water
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π§ Reusable: shrinks back down when dry so you can grow him again!
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π A hilarious gift for birthdays, bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, and more
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π¬ Great conversation piece and gag gift
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β οΈ Not for human consumption. Contains small parts. Not intended for children under 3.
Comes brand new / factory sealed β ready to grow and bring the laughs!
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