{"product_id":"fidget-intestines-squishy-liquid-filled-gut-gag-toy-with-food-confetti-💦","title":"Fidget Intestines 🤏 – Squishy Liquid-Filled Gut Gag Toy with Food Confetti 💦","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"373\"\u003eSquishable Stress Relief | 6.5\" x 7.5\" Vinyl | Grossly Satisfying Gag Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"375\" data-end=\"552\"\u003eGot tummy troubles or just need to squish something that \u003cem data-start=\"432\" data-end=\"439\"\u003efeels\u003c\/em\u003e like a bad decision from last night’s taco binge? Meet your new favorite stress toy: \u003cstrong data-start=\"525\" data-end=\"547\"\u003eFidget Intestines!\u003c\/strong\u003e 🤏💦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"554\" data-end=\"749\"\u003eThis 6-1\/2\" x 7-1\/2\" vinyl intestine is filled with slippery liquid and shiny food-shaped confetti—because nothing says “I need a break” like squishing pretend guts full of tiny pizza slices. 🍕✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"763\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"764\" data-end=\"961\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"764\" data-end=\"788\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"788\"\u003eGross-out gag gifts 🤢\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"840\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"840\"\u003eStress relief at work (or in the bathroom) 💼🚽\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"883\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"883\"\u003eDoctors with a twisted sense of humor 🩺\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"961\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"961\"\u003eYour dad on \u003cstrong data-start=\"898\" data-end=\"914\"\u003eFather’s Day\u003c\/strong\u003e (he already talks about his colon too much) 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"1194\"\u003eJust press your thumbs into the intestines and enjoy that oddly satisfying splooshy chaos inside. It's like a guided tour through your digestive stress. Turn \u003cstrong data-start=\"1121\" data-end=\"1137\"\u003eIBS into R\u0026amp;R\u003c\/strong\u003e—because we all know what pressure does to your pipes. 💨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1294\"\u003e📦 Comes brand new and ready to gross out your friends, coworkers, or unsuspecting family members.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1296\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1299\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003eWARNING\u003c\/strong\u003e: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for kids under 3 or anyone squeamish about squishy guts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Giggle Novelties","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67663156511001,"sku":"I5YY-F66HGHF","price":11.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/0153\/7561\/files\/fidget-intestines2000x_67b805df-ccf4-4af6-a0a8-b1cd9b675c09.jpg?v=1791245146","url":"https:\/\/touchofmodern.com\/products\/fidget-intestines-squishy-liquid-filled-gut-gag-toy-with-food-confetti-%f0%9f%92%a6","provider":"Touch of Modern","version":"1.0","type":"link"}