{"product_id":"astrophage-storage-wall-sign","title":"Astrophage Storage Wall Sign","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"434\"\u003eInspired by \u003cem data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"159\"\u003eProject Hail Mary\u003c\/em\u003e, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"188\"\u003eAstrophage Storage\u003c\/strong\u003e wall sign marks one of the most critical (and terrifyingly powerful) locations in any space facility. Designed to feel official, scientific, and just a little unsettling, it’s perfect for labs, classrooms, offices, makerspaces, or sci-fi builds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"789\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"511\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"423\" data-end=\"511\"\u003eDurable, high-impact plastic built to withstand weather, UV, and enthusiastic pointing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"591\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"591\"\u003eBold, high-contrast lettering for instant readability—no squinting required\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"661\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"594\" data-end=\"661\"\u003eApproximately 7\" x 5.375\" x 0.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"716\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"716\"\u003eBacked with 3M 468MP adhesive for easy mounting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"782\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"819\"\u003eClinical. Ominous. Science-forward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"821\" data-end=\"906\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"821\" data-end=\"906\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eBecause when you’re storing something that can power a starship… signage matters.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Red Planet Resorts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52529848451353,"sku":"SignASTOR","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/0153\/7561\/files\/IMG_0327.jpg?v=1781375603","url":"https:\/\/touchofmodern.com\/products\/astrophage-storage-wall-sign","provider":"Touch of Modern","version":"1.0","type":"link"}