{"product_id":"3-stink-bombs-1-le-tooter-pooter-hand-fart-machine-1-million-combo-set","title":"🛑3 Stink Bombs + 1 Le Tooter - Pooter Hand Fart Machine + 1 Million ~ Combo Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eListing is for 3 Stink Bombs + 1 Le Pooter Fart Noise Maker + 2 Fart Bags + 1 0.00 Novelty Bill - ULTIMATE COMBO SET\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e1 Le Tooter: \u003c\/b\u003eDo you love making fake fart noises to embarrass your friends, family, or unsuspecting strangers in an elevator? Then congratulations, you’ve just found your new favorite gadget! The \u003cstrong data-start=\"348\" data-end=\"361\"\u003eLe Tooter\u003c\/strong\u003e is a soft, palm-sized masterpiece of comedic genius. Just give it a squeeze, and—voilà!—out comes the most \u003cem data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"480\"\u003erealistic\u003c\/em\u003e fart sounds known to humankind. (Yes, even better than Uncle Bob after taco night.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"1004\"\u003eLe Tooter is \u003cstrong data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"601\"\u003e100% air-powered\u003c\/strong\u003e—no electronics, no batteries, just good old-fashioned air displacement technology creating a symphony of toots. Every squeeze produces a slightly different sound, from the polite \u003cem data-start=\"781\" data-end=\"791\"\u003esqueaker\u003c\/em\u003e to the full-on \u003cem data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"831\"\u003e\"whoa, who did that?!\"\u003c\/em\u003e rumble. With proper technique, you can get \u003cstrong data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"913\"\u003ehundreds or even thousands of uses\u003c\/strong\u003e out of this bad boy before it retires. (And by then, you'll be a certified fart artist.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1351\"\u003e🛑 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1065\"\u003eFarting is an art form.\u003c\/strong\u003e There's a learning curve! The more you practice, the better (and funnier) your toots will get. It’s like a yo-yo—basic at first, but with dedication, you can achieve legendary status. If you need inspiration, YouTube has tutorials. Yes, fart tutorials exist. What a time to be alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1353\" data-end=\"1664\"\u003e🔄 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1371\"\u003eNo returns.\u003c\/strong\u003e This item is eventually disposable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1666\" data-end=\"1824\"\u003e💨 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1669\" data-end=\"1679\"\u003eBonus:\u003c\/strong\u003e This makes a great fidget toy for kids (or adults) who like to keep their hands busy. Plus, let’s be honest—making fart noises never gets old.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1666\" data-end=\"1824\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e1 Box of 3 Glass Stink Bombs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eReady to\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"185\"\u003egross out\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eyour friends, family, or co-workers? These stink bombs are your ticket to chaos! Just throw them on the ground and watch as your victims\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"323\" data-end=\"328\"\u003eRUN\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor their lives (and their noses)! 😝 \u003cstrong data-start=\"368\" data-end=\"380\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThese smell like rotten eggs—\u003cem data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"422\"\u003eBUT WORSE! \u003c\/em\u003ePro Tip: For maximum stench, use indoors in a small space. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"611\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e2 Fart Bomb Bags:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eShake it. Squeeze it. Watch it inflate! Then, throw it... and wait for it... BOOM! 💥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"262\"\u003ePHEW, IT STINKS!! \u003c\/em\u003eThe loud pop will definitely make your victim jump, but it’s the smell that’ll send them running for cover. 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It’s a free gift of laughter we include with your order here—no tipping required!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Giggle Novelties","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67663023112473,"sku":"INKFROG_141017698-3","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/0153\/7561\/files\/New_Phototastic_Collagewsqdwdewd_76e727d8-a560-417e-a76a-e83e3fe1b84a.jpg?v=1791243239","url":"https:\/\/touchofmodern.com\/products\/3-stink-bombs-1-le-tooter-pooter-hand-fart-machine-1-million-combo-set","provider":"Touch of Modern","version":"1.0","type":"link"}