{"product_id":"😂-weener-cleaner-soap-grow-a-pair-of-balls-hilarious-2-pack-combo","title":"😂 Weener Cleaner Soap + Grow a Pair of Balls – Hilarious 2-Pack Combo!","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"3f4419d7-eec0-4a60-927e-5a28e7cc15b7\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"238\" data-end=\"355\"\u003eReady for the ultimate \u003cstrong data-start=\"261\" data-end=\"287\"\u003edouble-whammy gag gift\u003c\/strong\u003e? This combo pack includes two of our all-time funniest bestsellers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"390\"\u003e🧼 \u003cstrong data-start=\"365\" data-end=\"390\"\u003e1 Weener Cleaner Soap\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"391\" data-end=\"717\"\u003eLarge or small (or somewhere in between), nothing beats a cleaner weiner! This hilarious soap ring is one-size-fits-most and brings a whole new level of fun to personal hygiene.\u003cbr data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"571\"\u003e💡 \u003cem data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"584\"\u003ePro tip:\u003c\/em\u003e If it ever gets stuck… soak in cold water! 😂\u003cbr data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"633\"\u003eA guaranteed laugh at bachelor parties, birthdays, or white elephant gift exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"753\"\u003e🏀 \u003cstrong data-start=\"727\" data-end=\"753\"\u003e1 Grow a Pair of Balls\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"1025\"\u003eGot a friend who needs to toughen up? Help them \"grow a pair\"!\u003cbr data-start=\"816\" data-end=\"819\"\u003eJust drop this stress-relief gag in water and watch it expand up to \u003cstrong data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"903\"\u003e600% in size\u003c\/strong\u003e over a few days. Leave it out and it shrinks back down—yes, it \u003cem data-start=\"967\" data-end=\"973\"\u003edoes\u003c\/em\u003e cause shrinkage!\u003cbr data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eReusable and ridiculously funny!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1032\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1084\"\u003eBoth items come brand new in retail packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e, ready for gift-giving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1122\"\u003e✅ Great for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1125\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003eBachelor\/Bachelorette parties\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1178\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1159\" data-end=\"1178\"\u003eStocking stuffers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1179\" data-end=\"1192\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1181\" data-end=\"1192\"\u003eGag gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1221\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1195\" data-end=\"1221\"\u003eWhite elephant exchanges\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1222\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1224\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003eAnyone who loves to laugh!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003eNot for children. Contains small parts. Grown-up humor intended.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1386\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e💥 Get yours now and get ready to laugh your \u003cem data-start=\"1370\" data-end=\"1381\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1380\"\u003eballs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e off!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex justify-start\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Giggle Novelties","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67663025013017,"sku":"PROD_NUM_528639-8","price":14.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/0153\/7561\/files\/251249354481-0.jpg?v=1791243304","url":"https:\/\/touchofmodern.com\/products\/%f0%9f%98%82-weener-cleaner-soap-grow-a-pair-of-balls-hilarious-2-pack-combo","provider":"Touch of Modern","version":"1.0","type":"link"}