{"product_id":"🍆-giant-weener-cleaner-soap-enormex-xxl-gag-condom-combo","title":"🍆 GIANT Weener Cleaner Soap + ENORMEX XXL Gag Condom Combo","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"8bea79b4-e0bb-4a56-9c04-851b3f8270d9\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"393\"\u003eThis outrageous combo set is \u003cstrong data-start=\"227\" data-end=\"258\"\u003enot for the faint of heart!\u003c\/strong\u003e You’ll get both a hilariously oversized “Weener Cleaner” soap and a novelty ENORMEX jumbo condom guaranteed to get the laughs rolling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"395\" data-end=\"398\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"434\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"432\"\u003e🧼 GIANT Weener Cleaner Soap\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"797\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"497\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"437\" data-end=\"497\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong data-start=\"441\" data-end=\"460\"\u003elargest version\u003c\/strong\u003e—extra soap for extra... confidence\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"498\" data-end=\"557\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"500\" data-end=\"557\"\u003eA circular soap bar designed to “clean where it counts”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"614\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"614\"\u003eHilarious packaging, but yes—it’s actual usable soap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"615\" data-end=\"718\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"718\"\u003eMakes the perfect gift for birthdays, bachelor parties, or any guy who takes hygiene \u003cem data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"713\"\u003eseriously\u003c\/em\u003e 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"797\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"797\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"733\"\u003ePro Tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e If it gets stuck, soak in cold water. Yep. That’s on the label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"799\" data-end=\"832\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"799\" data-end=\"830\"\u003e📏 ENORMEX Jumbo Gag Condom\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"833\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"833\" data-end=\"883\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"883\"\u003eMeasures a ridiculous \u003cstrong data-start=\"857\" data-end=\"875\"\u003e4\" inches wide\u003c\/strong\u003e—YIKES\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"939\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"939\"\u003eFor the guy who’s \u003cem data-start=\"904\" data-end=\"912\"\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e confident… or full of it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"980\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"980\"\u003eComes in outrageous retail packaging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e100% novelty item – \u003cstrong data-start=\"1003\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003enot for actual bedroom use!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1062\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1060\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1194\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1065\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003eWhite Elephant parties\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1090\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003eBachelor\/Bachelorette gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1122\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1124\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003eStocking stuffers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1194\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1146\" data-end=\"1194\"\u003eAny situation where awkward laughter is the goal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1199\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1201\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003eDISCLAIMER:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1219\" data-end=\"1222\"\u003eThis is an adult-themed novelty product intended for humor and gag gift use only. 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